A production storefront you own outright, with the compliance, discretion and self-service this niche actually requires. Everything below is in the box and configured from your own admin — not a support ticket, not a plugin subscription.
USDT/USDC on Ethereum, Tron and Solana. The store matches the real deposit on-chain — nothing ships until the money's confirmed. No processor, no chargebacks, no freeze.
Money lands in your walletA step-by-step assistant walks first-timers through buying crypto (CoinSpot / MoonPay) and sending it — killing the #1 reason carts get abandoned.
Recover the drop-offOffer bank transfer and PayPal alongside crypto; both auto-reconcile through the Monzo, Revolut and PayPal APIs, confirming themselves the same way crypto matches on-chain — no hunting for deposits, no manual "mark as paid".
Crypto · bank · PayPal · cardSelling beyond the UK? Add a checkout rail that lets international shoppers pay by card or the local payment methods they already use — localised so overseas buyers aren't turned away. Optional, per store, alongside your crypto / bank / PayPal rails.
Reach international buyersEdit every product, price, page, promo and wallet from a clean admin. Flip the site public, change your own passcode, tweak postage — all yourself, live.
Nothing needs a devAttach a Certificate of Analysis (PDF or image) to any product; customers get a "View COA" button. Purity claims and testing pages baked in.
Trust, documentedRepeat orders with a standing discount (a one-click reorder email each cycle — nothing auto-charged, so crypto works fine). Sold-out products capture an email and tell the shopper the moment you restock. Half-finished carts get a nudge. All automatic, all off by default until you want them.
Repeat revenueA funnel in your own admin — visitors, added to cart, orders placed — so you can tell a traffic problem from a checkout problem. Cookieless and first-party: no third-party trackers, no consent banner, nothing shipped off to an ad network.
No cookie bannerLive stock, low-stock alerts, product variants (colour / size / mg), photo galleries. Unpaid crypto orders auto-release their stock so nothing sits held hostage.
Oversell-safeWhen something needs a hand, I can open your admin to fix it — but only after you approve that specific request by email, and only for a short window that expires on its own. You never send me your passcode, every action is logged, and you can cut the access off entirely whenever you like.
You approve each timeCustomer details encrypted at rest, a "for research use only" framing throughout, a private-preview gate for pre-launch, and privacy tools for data requests.
Discreet by designStart manual with no setup at all — buy the label with your own carrier (Royal Mail, MyPost, whoever) and paste the tracking number in. Move to automatic labels and live tracking (Starshipit, Sendcloud and friends) whenever your volume justifies the subscription. Flat or free-over postage either way, with branded receipt / tracking / enquiry emails from your own domain.
Fulfilment readyPercent or fixed codes with expiry, usage caps and once-per-customer limits, plus buy-N-get-1 and free-gift offers — all editable, all enforced server-side.
Marketing built inServer-verified order totals, rate-limited endpoints, revocable admin sessions, encrypted PII. Independently reviewed — it doesn't fall over when it gets attention.
Production-gradeThe whole shop as a Telegram order-bot with a Mini App catalogue and its own self-serve admin — the same on-chain settlement and auto-matching as the website, native to where a lot of this audience already is. See the Telegram offering ↓
Website · bot · or bothA lot of this audience already lives in Telegram — so the platform runs there too, as a first-class option. An order-bot, a Mini App catalogue and a self-serve admin panel, with the same crypto-native settlement and auto-matching as the website. Take it on its own, or alongside your storefront sharing one catalogue and back office.
Customers browse, order, pay and get status DMs without leaving Telegram — no app to install, no account to make. The bot is webhook-driven and always on.
Where your buyers already areA proper storefront inside Telegram — categories, product pages, images, stock and a cart — opened from the bot. It reads the live menu, postage and guide straight from your shop.
A real shop, in a tapCrypto checkout (ETH + USDT-ERC20) with on-chain verification and a payment auto-matcher — the deposit is matched to the order automatically, nothing ships until it's confirmed. Same rail as the site: no processor, no chargebacks.
Money lands in your walletYou run the whole thing yourself from one web panel: products (price, stock, images, COAs, CSV import), categories, discounts, the crypto wallet, postage, orders (dispatch, tracking, export) and broadcasts — plus all the copy and settings (welcome, shop button, crypto guides, message templates, passcode). A dashboard tracks live revenue, AOV, best-sellers and low stock. No code, no tickets, no plugin subscriptions — you're never waiting on a developer to change a price.
Nothing needs a devAttach a Certificate of Analysis to any product, stored in your own bucket — buyers can pull the COA from the catalogue. The same purity-first framing the website carries.
Trust, documentedMessage your customer base straight from the admin — restock alerts, drops, offers — with opt-out handled for you. Bring buyers back without an ad network in the middle.
Repeat revenueFeature parity with the website offering, native to Telegram. One catalogue, one wallet and one back office can power both channels at once — or the bot can stand entirely on its own if that's where your customers are.
A working demo bot and Mini App catalogue, seeded with a realistic (fictional) research-peptide shop. Everything runs in test mode — nothing is charged. Open the bot, browse the catalogue, and walk the crypto checkout end to end.
Message @testminiappwillizbot on Telegram and tap Start.
Open the Mini App from the bot — categories, product pages and images, just like a live shop.
Add to cart and check out — you'll see the coin/network pick, the wallet and the exact amount.
See the operator side — Orders, Products, Payments, Broadcast — described below.
Demo bot & catalogue are for evaluation — test data, test mode, no real payments.
Tell me your brand, your products and where you want the money to land — I'll have a branded, crypto-native store, a Telegram bot & Mini App, or both, ready to launch.